cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
There’s a duck on my sunroof.
RIN. WHY. DID. YOU. STOP. THERE. WHEN. YOU. CAN. JUST. KEEP. GOING?
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
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